modest proposal outline

Modest Proposal Outline:

We should wipe out Africa, so that it is easier for large corporation to extract all the resources on the continent without colonizing and exploiting the people .

The colonization of Africa in the past by Western countries and today by large multinational corporations is a blemish in human history.
Therefore, I suggest to wipe out the whole population on the African continent so that there is no such thing as colonization anymore. Africa will be a neutral continent which does not belong to anyone,
which is a peaceful country , open to tourists and of course multinational corporations as a free raw material source.

Advantages:

There is no such thing as colonization anymore, we are able to erase the cruel and violent memories of past colonization
There are no infringements against human rights anymore
No child labour
It is less costly for the corporations to extract resources
Lower resource costs for firms, causes their aggregate supply curve to shift out which means more output at lower price level
Overpopulation is certainly not a problem anymore, it is now possible to ship people from India and China over to Africa where they can mix and create a new indo Chinese race which will have the most intelligent people in the world
They become the new elite workforce on the African continent which will become the epicenter for technology research of any kind and will be used as test ground for international space agencies and nuclear weapons manufacturers

How?

Economic arguments (lower cost for firmes etc.)
Absurdity (creation of a new race)
Irony (mixing two different races which is identical to what the colonial powers did to African tribes of different ethnicities)
Listing
Naming (?)
Statistics about overpopulation